Migraines

Who invented this horrible ailment, migraine? You go around seeing all these multicolored halo's, flashing lights and feeling like your head is on another planet. My understanding is that women suffer from migraines almost twice as often as men. How did we get so lucky? We get the lower quadrant pain of child birth, the upper quadrant pain of migraines, what is it that men get??
I love it when I get a migraine, first of all I don't know which way is up, I always assume that when I am walking I am upright but who knows I could be walking on my head but I wouldn't know nor do I think I would care.
As a mother and a wife our sense of duty always prevails, our head may feel like a bulldozer ran over it but somehow we still manage to get up and put dinner on the table even though every smell literally turns your stomach completely upside down. Yep I really must thank the creator of migraines every few months when I literally seem to lose 3-4 days of my life because while the halo's colorful explosion may be pretty, I really could care less.
Oh bother!!